A little (okay, I lied) survey...
Okay, here's what you do. First, decide whether you're in a goofy
mood, a bad mood, a serious mood, or a mix of all of the above plus some
more. Then, copy and paste this page into a mail document and send
it to the webmaster! And
just as a little note here, this is from a party game called "All In the
Family", based on the popular show. The object of the game is to
match the answers to what the father on the show, Archie Bunker, would
say. But you don't have to. All that matters is that you answer
in any way that you can, whether smart or serious! My advice here
is to do a little at a time, 'cuz there's quite a few questions on here.
But it really is fun when you get creative with it. Bon chance!
1. What don't schools teach that they should?
2. My favorite holiday is ___.
3. When I go on vacation, I visit ___.
4. My favorite TV show is ___.
5. My favorite TV commercial is ___.
6. When I grow up, I want to be a ___.
7. If I were an animal, I'd be a ___.
8. The car I like best is a ___.
9. My favorite breakfast includes ___.
10. If I could go to college, I would go to ___.
11. If I owned a car, it would be ___.
12. The sport I like to watch is ___.
13. The best time I ever had was ___.
14. The worst time I ever had was ___.
15. My favorite cereal is ___.
16. When I grow up, I'd like to be ___.
17. My favorite comic strip character is ___.
18. My favorite TV performer is ___.
19. If I had to go to work tomorrow, I'd be ___.
20. If I were a school teacher, I'd teach ___.
21. My favorite flavor is ___.
22. My favorite soft drink is ___.
23. When you are fully grown, what age will you be?
24. What is your happiest time of day?
25. Who would you invite to your party?
26. My favorite amusement park ride is ___.
27. If I had to move, I'd move ___.
28. I think the best city in the US is ___.
29. My favorite fruit is ___.
30. My favorite game is ___.
31. I have the most fun playing ___.
32. If I found a bag of money, I'd ___.
33. My favorite vegetable is ___.
34. If I were president, I'd ___.
35. The best time of day is ___.
36. The thing I can do best on a rainy day is ___.
37. If I were an artist I'd paint ___.
38. The day I work best is ___.
39. My favorite sandwich is ___.
40. The last thing I broke was ___.
41. My favorite dog is ___.
42. I get scolded the most for ___.
43. Who did you write a letter to last?
44. If you were in the circus, what would you be?
45. What is your favorite room in your home?
46. Who is the smartest person you know?
47. The best movie I ever saw was ___.
48. My favorite card game is ___.
49. Where is your favorite place to visit?
50. If you could live your life over, what would you do different?
51. I've spent a lot of time thinking about ___.
52. With my background, I should be a ___.
53. Make a statement about your family.
54. My old sweetheart was ___.
55. Make a statement about a penthouse.
56. Make a statement about underground films.
57. What is the best thing about a refrigerator?
58. Make a statement about an 18-inch waist.
59. What's with hips?
60. It seems only yesterday that ___.
70. The world is full of men who ___.
71. I can never get worked up ___.
72. Success in love is based on ___.
73. I get an uncomfortable feeling ___.
74. My aim in life has always been ___.
75. When I'm tired, I ___.
76. I was never so shaken up as ___.
77. I don't know why I ever ___.
78. I don't want to live to see the day ___.
79. One thing young people forget today ___.
80. I never dreamed that ___.
81. Love is ___.
82. No matter how long I live ___.
83. I never get over being nervous about ___.
84. I'm at my best when ___.
85. There are times when all of us need ___.
86. You only live once, so ___.
87. I'd be a fool to ___.
88. How would you feel about being a sex symbol?
89. What type of comedy do you enjoy most?
90. I'm at my best when ___.
91. In your opinion, which person will live longest in history?
92. What is the easiest way to make it in the big time?
93. How difficult is it for you to make decisions?
94. What quality of another nationality would you like to possess?
95. What kind of business would you least wish to be in?
96. What do you feel about the love letters you have written?
97. What is the best sign of a happy husband?
98. How to wives encourage husbands to feel superior to them?
99. What is the easiest way to become popular?
100. What one habit do you have that drives your friends crazy?
101. On what subject do you consider yourself most expert?
102. What is important for an engaged couple to practice?
103. For you -- what is sheer terror?
104. When you were a child, what famous person did you pretend
to be?
105. What pleasant surprise would you like to receive?
106. What could deal the greatest blow to your dignity?
107. What gift would you send the president?
108. Under what circumstances do you think you could deliberately
lie?
109. Whom would you like to debate?
110. On what subject would you be least likely to advise?
111. In Snow White, which character do you like best?
112. In what way do you feel you are most different?
113. Based on a scale of 1 to 100, how do you rate yourself overall?
114. What have you given up because of age?
115. What do you consider your best looking physical feature?
116. What do you tend to criticize about yourself?
117. From what mistake did you learn the most?
118. If you were a crow, what person standing in the field would
frighten you the most?
119. As a person, how do you describe yourself?
120. In your opinion, when is a man ready to get married?
121. Should a man have a night out?
122. How would you improve your home?
123. What's most difficult for you to accomplish?
124. How do you keep success from going to your head?
125. What do you think of before falling asleep?
126. What is the funniest thing you ever bought?
127. What has disappointed you most about life?
128. What nightmare do you most frequently have?
129. What do you think of when you hear the music of a merry-go-round?
130. What aspect of your career bores you the most?
131. What most easily brings a smile to your face?
132. What do you consider your own best habit?
133. What do you most envy about women (or men, if you're female)?
134. If you had a phone that could dial only one number, whose
number would it be?
135. On what product would you like to see your photograph?
136. How do you react when you're angry?
137. What do you dream about most often?
138. What historical character would you like as a companion?
139. What is your favorite number?
140. Who has had the most influence on your life?
141. If you could go back in time, where would you go?
142. What do you think of when you see a middle aged woman in
slacks?
143. In a screen test, what scene would you wish to act?
144. What is sheer luxury?
145. What do you want your friends to know about you?
146. What do you think of when the first day of spring arrives?
147. What organization would you wish to lead?
148. If reincarnation was a fact, how would you like to come
back?
149. Finish the sentence. "It's about time that..."
150. WHat is the best piece of advice you ever received about
marriage?
151. What did you do after receiving your first big money?
152. What is it that makes you want to scream?
153. What one thing did you ever do that made you the life of
the party?
154. What about television frightens you?
155. What would be the most adventurous type of life?
156. What's the best present you ever received for Father's Day
or Mother's Day? (If you can answer that!)
157. Who would you hit with a cream pie, if you had the chance?
158. What do you think is the funniest thing about a wedding?
159. How are you affected during a thunderstorm?
160. Make a statement about a smile.
161. Make any statement about a phony.
162. What do you consider your own worst habit?
163. With what are you fed up?
164. What in your opinion is the greatest public nuisance?
165. What have your parents taught you that you are most grateful
for?
166. Make any statement about a honeymoon.
167. What advice would you give on how to keep a wife or a husband?
168. What makes you feel as if you were growing old?
169. If you wrote a book, what would you write about?
170. What is the quickest way to "get" to you?
171. If possible to swap brains, whose brain would you like to
have?
172. If you were a psychiatrist, whom would you like to have
as a patient?
173. What was the last time you attended as masquerade party?
174. Of what are you most scared?
175. What do you think of when you're on a diet and hungry?
Don't stop now! You're halfway there!!!
176. What type of woman or man can get around you the easiest?
177. From where do you get most of your inspiration?
178. Do you think women have less or more self-discipline than
men?
179. What's your chief complaint about the opposite sex in general?
180. What do you think about people marrying as often as they
like?
181. In what respect could you say that you try to cling to the
past?
182. When you think of your "good old days" what comes to your
mind first?
183. How do you feel about a man who persists in being the master
of the house?
184. In what place can you visualize yourself in a feudal kingdom?
185. Why do men leave home?
186. What is your opinion of a college education?
187. When did you feel that you had made it?
188. What indoor game do you play the most?
189. What can't you live without?
190. What's the one thing you always put off doing?
191. What's the most predictable thing about women (or men if
you're female)?
192. What English language phrase do you use a lot?
193. What in your life has brought the greatest change in you?
194. Finish the sentence. "If I had everything money could
buy..."
195. Finish the sentence. "I often wonder whatever become
of..."
196. Make any statement about beauty.
197. What one incident in your life would you like to relive?
198. If you could spend a week with any fictional character,
whom would you choose?
199. What's the one thing you always put off doing? (other than
this survey)
200. What do you think children owe their parents?
201. If you received a telegram, what would you think first?
202. How difficult is it for you to admit a mistake to others?
203. Do you believe it is possible to succeed without really
trying?
204. What social activity would you hate to give up?
205. In what way do you feel that you are behind the times?
206. What is your curiosity about the person you meet for the
first time?
207. What do you think of when you hear the expression "he knows
how to live"?
208. What goes through your mind when you're trying to fall asleep?
209. If you had your choice, would you be male or female?
210. What excites you the most?
211. What one thing makes a house a home?
212. If you were a vegetable, which one would you like to be?
213. What type person would you say that you are?
214. What are your reactions to an intellectual woman (or man,
if you are female)?
215. What fear do you have about marriage that proves to be unfounded?
216. If you had to trade the thing which you like most, what
would you want in return?
217. How would you feel if someone put a frog in your pocket?
218. If you were a bug, what would you dread most?
219. If you had ears like a rabbit, what would you like to hear
most?
220. If you could be a fruit, which one would you like to be?
221. If you were a red rose, in what way would you wish to spend
your short life?
222. What's the perfect spouse?
223. What do you think about topless bathing suits?
224. What is one common quality you have noted in most doctors?
225. Whose voice do you consider to have the most appeal?
226. If you had to select a new famous name, whose would you
select?
227. If you could ask one question about nature, what would it
be?
228. Which day in your life has been the luckiest?
229. If you were a box of cereal, whose table would you like
to see yourself on?
230. If you lived in a castle, who would you like to have come
with you?
231. When you go to the zoo, what do you like to see the most?
232. What is the biggest mystery you ever heard of?
233. If you were floating on a raft, what one thing would you
want most on board?
234. What was one of the biggest thrills you ever got with a
nickel?
235. If you were to start collecting something, what would it
be?
236. If you were to study a musical instrument, which one would
you select?
237. Complete the statement. "I worry to much about..."
238. There are times when all of us need ___.
239. I've never found a way to ___.
240. No matter how long I live ___.
241. One thing young people forget today ___.
242. I don't want to live to see the day ___.
243. I'd be having one rough time today if ___.
244. I'm not superstitious, but ___.
245. I've spent a lot of time thinking about ___.
246. Make any statement about old movies.
247. The minute something goes wrong ___.
248. What is the best way to fool a spouse?
249. If you had to add one line to "a guide for a married man"
what would it be?
250. Name a girl's first name.
251. If you had to send the president a gift, what would you
send him?
252. What causes you to feel weak in the knees?
253. How do you fight the problem of worry?
254. What is television's greatest competitor?
255. Do you think the average woman is spoiled?
256. What makes a wife most ashamed of her husband, or the other
way around?
257. How do you feel about the busy executive who has his secretary
select his wife's birthday and anniversary gifts?
258. What is your opinion of the motion picture Academy Awards?
259. How do you feel about the face you face when you shave or
put on make-up?
260. Complete this statement. "Every time I hear..."
261. If you found a dime on the sidewalk, what would you do with
it?
262. If you dial the phone and talk with any famous person, whose
phone would you dial?
263. If you got a parakeet for a present, what words would you
teach it to say?
264. Make any statement about a good sport.
265. Complete the statement. "The biggest letdown in my
life came when..."
266. If your life story was turned into a Broadway musical, who
would you want to portray you?
267. If you could choose one thing you would be remembered for
by your friends, what would it be?
268. What do you think when you see a girl with too much makeup?
269. What is your greatest frustration?
270. Which of your traits do you think is most annoying to other
people?
271. What is happiness to you?
272. How would you define security?
273. Complete the statement. "My biggest break came when..."
274. What can you see being named after you?
275. If you could change one thing about telephone operators,
what would you change?
276. What goes through your mind when you put on a freshly laundered
outfit?
278. What activity involves all of you, your heart, mind, and
your guts?
279. What do you think is one thing wrong about what might be
called the typical American Home?
280. Complete the statement. "A whole new world opened
up to me when..."
281. Complete the statement. "If there's one thing I can't
stand, it's..."
282. Complete the statement. "Men who cheat..."
283. What usually happens when a husband cooks the dinner?
284. What childlike quality do you think you still retain?
285. What's your opinion of the statement "money isn't everything"?
286. If you were the opposite gender you are now, what would
you like to do for a living?
287. If you had to be named "Miss" something or other, what would
you wish it to be?
288. What goes through your mind when you see a young couple
kissing in the street?
289. If you were the old woman who lived in the shoe, how would
you entertain all your children?
290. What goes through your mind when you sign your income tax
return?
291. When you look into a full-length mirror, what's the very
first thing your eyes tend to look at?
292. What was one opportunity that you wish you had taken advantage
of?
293. What in life turned out to be a lot easier to do or accomplish
than you had suspected?
294. About what do you have a mental block?
295. Make any statement about a honeymoon.
296. Make any statement about a heel.
297. If you were studying stupidity, where would you begin your
research?
298. What do you think of when you recall the first dance you
went to?
299. What do you have that money cannot buy?
300. What characteristics about a person tend to make you suspicious?
301. If you had to write on an "advice to the lovelorn" column,
what would you call it?
302. If you were a telephone, where would you like to be installed?
303. What's the best way to keep monogamy turning into monotony?
304. Make any statement about motion pictures.
305. What is the first promise you will make to yourself when
you get married?
306. What is the biggest difference between American and European
people?
307. What do you think about a woman who complains that all men
are alike?
308. Of all the unknowns, to what single unknown would you like
to have the answer?
309. What's the most predictable thing about people?
310. Complete the statement. "The thing I never kid myself
about ..."
311. If you had five dollars to buy an impressive gift with,
what would you buy?
312. If you were locked in a room alone, what's the first thing
you would say?
313. Who do you think gets the better of the bargain at a wedding?
314. What is your opinion of a woman who says "My husband is
the boss. I let him make all the important decisions."
315. What do you think is the most frequent cause of an unhappy
marriage?
316. How do you feel about a female president of the US?
317. What flower do you think most aptly expresses your personality?
318. How would you describe the ideal mate?
319. In what respect do you think the opposite sex is superior
to you?
320. What would be your first reaction upon reading the following
headline? "Life Expectancy in America reaches 150 years"
321. If the world were coming to an end in five hours, what would
you do in that time?
322. Make any statement about eloping?
323. If we could ask your alarm clock for a comment about you,
what do you think it would say?
324. If you had to give a descriptive name or title to the home
you live in, what would you call it?
325. What is the best piece of advice you every received about
money?
326. In one line, what is life all about?
327. If you were looking for trouble, where would you go?
328. If you were a cat, whose pet would you like to be?
329. How would you improve the institution of marriage?
330. What makes you flip your lid?
331. What one thing that you don't have do you want the most?
332. What makes the man?
333. What is the one thing that you bought and have never used?
334. Make any statement about parents.
335. If you had to create a new name to replace the word "housewife"
what would you suggest?
336. What do you think of women's lib?
337. Do you think black is beautiful?
338. Is the president doing a good job?
339. Which branch of the service is the cheapest for the taxpayer
to support?
340. What is your opinion of the IRS?
341. In choosing a spouse, what quality would you put at the
top of your list?
342. What one single thing do you dislike the most about the
Establishment?
343. What would you say exasperates you the most?
344. What is the most dominant personality trait of Americans?
345. What discourages you the most?
346. I would rather fight than switch when it comes to ___.
347. I don't know why I ever ___.
348. One of the worst nights I ever experienced ___.
349. I'd never lend ___.
350. There'll come a day when ___.
